Pinnedpigeons bruhI was sitting on a park bench and some pigeon flew up talking total shit. He was all, “The way you dress is preposterous and dated, you…Jul 1, 2021Jul 1, 2021
no sodium addedThe patty sizzled on the grill. The fluorescent lights cast the kitchen in an eternal daytime, Marcus had just finished his 2 AM coffee…Jul 2, 2021Jul 2, 2021
that’s texas for yaThe FDA is regulating my backyard on account of how many people come on over to eat it. I don’t know why they started. One day a man walked…Jul 2, 2021Jul 2, 2021
books are done now and so am iThe audience listened with rapt attention, they were spellbound. Perhaps literally. I’m not sure. I was not there, I would never have gone…Jul 1, 2021Jul 1, 2021
a long time ago we each learned somethingI met a girl who looked familiar. I said, “You look familiar, but I can’t — ,” and she said, “I look like Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery…Jul 1, 2021Jul 1, 2021
race your rats & race your thoughtsI exhaled the biggest puff of my life and then I looked up at the sky and I shouted “Drug abuse can be a metaphor!”Jul 1, 2021Jul 1, 2021
